No One Teach

obody teaches

volcanoes 2 erupt

tsunamis 2 arise

hurricanes 2 sway around

n

no-one teaches how 2 choose a wife.



Natural disasters just happen.!.!.!. =P ->

No One Teach

obody teaches

volcanoes 2 erupt

tsunamis 2 arise

hurricanes 2 sway around

n

no-one teaches how 2 choose a wife.



Natural disasters just happen.!.!.!. =P ->

saja

Husband or Wife me Jhagra ho gaya to Wife ne apni Maa ko fone kiya:



Ammi mera unse jaghra ho gaya he me 3, 4 maah k liye aap k ghar aa rahi hun



Maa boli: usey apne kiye ki saza puri puri milni chahiye

tum wahin raho 3, 4 mahine k liye me aa rahi hon

saja

Husband or Wife me Jhagra ho gaya to Wife ne apni Maa ko fone kiya:



Ammi mera unse jaghra ho gaya he me 3, 4 maah k liye aap k ghar aa rahi hun



Maa boli: usey apne kiye ki saza puri puri milni chahiye

tum wahin raho 3, 4 mahine k liye me aa rahi hon

Sharyi for Wife

Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!



Husband:

Ab waqt badal gaya hy



Bv:

Phir b -JAANI- koi sher kehdo!



Husband:

lo sunO



Jane jigar janeman



90 kilo tera wazan



Tu jo gir jaye mujh par



Mar jaonga me sanam

Sharyi for Wife

Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!



Husband:

Ab waqt badal gaya hy



Bv:

Phir b -JAANI- koi sher kehdo!



Husband:

lo sunO



Jane jigar janeman



90 kilo tera wazan



Tu jo gir jaye mujh par



Mar jaonga me sanam

Bibi or Shohar

Bivi : {shohar se} ghar mehman aarhe hen or ghar men dal ke siwa kuch nhi he

lehaza jab mehman aajaen tu tum kichan men jakr 1 brtan giran . Men puchon tu kehna QORMA gir gya phir 2sra brtan gira dena or kehna BRYANi gir gei .

tu men khon gi chalo Dall hi le ao . Mehmano ke aane ke bad shohar kichan men gya aur brtan gir ne ki aawaz aai

bivi kya hwa ..

Shohar : begam Dall hi gir gaei )

Bibi or Shohar

Bivi : {shohar se} ghar mehman aarhe hen or ghar men dal ke siwa kuch nhi he

lehaza jab mehman aajaen tu tum kichan men jakr 1 brtan giran . Men puchon tu kehna QORMA gir gya phir 2sra brtan gira dena or kehna BRYANi gir gei .

tu men khon gi chalo Dall hi le ao . Mehmano ke aane ke bad shohar kichan men gya aur brtan gir ne ki aawaz aai

bivi kya hwa ..

Shohar : begam Dall hi gir gaei )

After Marrige

Shadi k pehly din husband k mobile may wife ka nam

My sweet wife







3 month baad

My wife





6 month baad

Home





1 year baad

Unkown No. 







2 year ßaad

Wrong no:-

After Marrige

Shadi k pehly din husband k mobile may wife ka nam

My sweet wife







3 month baad

My wife





6 month baad

Home





1 year baad

Unkown No. 







2 year ßaad

Wrong no:-

If Husband is Message

Wife: Janu! Kash aap message hotay, main ap ko save karti, jab chahe parhti



Husband: Kanjoos, save hi kar k rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?

If Husband is Message

Wife: Janu! Kash aap message hotay, main ap ko save karti, jab chahe parhti



Husband: Kanjoos, save hi kar k rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?

ShAK

1 aurat 2sri sy,

Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,wo kisi larki sy milta hy.

2sri aurt,

Phir tum kia karogi..?

1st,

Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hon

ShAK

1 aurat 2sri sy,

Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,wo kisi larki sy milta hy.

2sri aurt,

Phir tum kia karogi..?

1st,

Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hon

Mistress

Every Wife is a -Mistress- of her husband . . .



.



-MISS- for one hour and -STRESS- for 23 hours everyday . . . !

Husband And Wife

Woman Buys A New Sim 

Card Puts It In Her Phone 

And Decides To Surprise Her 

Husband Who Is Seated On 

The Couch In The Living Room. 



She Goes To The Kitchen, 

Calls Her Husband With 

The New Number: 



"Hello Darling" 

The Husband Responds 

In A Low Tone: 



"Let Me Call U Back 

Later Honey, The Dumb 

Lady Is In The Kitchen.. =P

Husband And Wife

Woman Buys A New Sim 

Card Puts It In Her Phone 

And Decides To Surprise Her 

Husband Who Is Seated On 

The Couch In The Living Room. 



She Goes To The Kitchen, 

Calls Her Husband With 

The New Number: 



"Hello Darling" 

The Husband Responds 

In A Low Tone: 



"Let Me Call U Back 

Later Honey, The Dumb 

Lady Is In The Kitchen.. =P

Mistress

Every Wife is a -Mistress- of her husband . . .



.



-MISS- for one hour and -STRESS- for 23 hours everyday . . . !

Sabse Bada Atank

Duniya Ka Sabse Bada Aatank dekhna ho to

Kisi Ka Mobile Lo Or Contact List Me jakar
"Delete All"
Kr Do

Fir Mobile Wale Ki Tarf Dekh K Thoda Sa Muskura Do.

Husband and wife

Wife: "Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!"

Husband (ghusay se): "Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!"

Wife: "Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!"

Husband and wife

Wife: "Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!"

Husband (ghusay se): "Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!"

Wife: "Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!"

Sabse Bada Atank

Duniya Ka Sabse Bada Aatank dekhna ho to

Kisi Ka Mobile Lo Or Contact List Me jakar
"Delete All"
Kr Do

Fir Mobile Wale Ki Tarf Dekh K Thoda Sa Muskura Do.

Honeymoon

Frndz to a new married girl-"honeymoon ke liye kaha kaha gaye tm."
Girl-"goa,kulumanali,nainital,simla".
frndz-"kaya kaya dekha."Girl-"cieling fan."

Honeymoon

Frndz to a new married girl-"honeymoon ke liye kaha kaha gaye tm."
Girl-"goa,kulumanali,nainital,simla".
frndz-"kaya kaya dekha."Girl-"cieling fan."

bulandi

khud ko kar buland itna ki chada ho jaise test
khud ko kar buland itna ki chada ho jaise tese
fir khuda bhi tujhse puche
abhe utrega kaise :) :P

bulandi

khud ko kar buland itna ki chada ho jaise test
khud ko kar buland itna ki chada ho jaise tese
fir khuda bhi tujhse puche
abhe utrega kaise :) :P

BoyFriend Is Recharge .....

Bf ne gf ke purs se chupke se cell nikala dekhne ke liye ki mera kiss naam se numb save hai 

"Honey"

Or

"Sweethear t"

Jab Bf ne apne cell se numb milaaya to likha tha
-
-
-
-
-
-
Recharge waale bhaiya

BoyFriend Is Recharge .....

Bf ne gf ke purs se chupke se cell nikala dekhne ke liye ki mera kiss naam se numb save hai 

"Honey"

Or

"Sweethear t"

Jab Bf ne apne cell se numb milaaya to likha tha
-
-
-
-
-
-
Recharge waale bhaiya

Sprite

Patni:jab tum desi pite ho muze paro khate ho.beer pite ho to darling.Par aaj Bhootni kyu?

Pati:Aaj maine SPRITE piya hai,Seedhi baat no bakwas.....

Sprite

Patni:jab tum desi pite ho muze paro khate ho.beer pite ho to darling.Par aaj Bhootni kyu?

Pati:Aaj maine SPRITE piya hai,Seedhi baat no bakwas.....

Aprail Full

Advance notification :-

Please refrain from sending
April Fool messages,

we Married Men have Our Own Wedding Anniversary Day.
Thanks.

Aprail Full

Advance notification :-

Please refrain from sending
April Fool messages,

we Married Men have Our Own Wedding Anniversary Day.
Thanks.

Isq Ka Asar

पीते थे 'गोल्ड फ्लैक' 
इस जहाँ में...
कभी सीना तान के हम भी..
.
.
.
.
.
ये कम्बख्त इश्क़ क्या हुआ..
. 'बीड़ी' पे आ गए.

Isq Ka Asar

पीते थे 'गोल्ड फ्लैक' 
इस जहाँ में...
कभी सीना तान के हम भी..
.
.
.
.
.
ये कम्बख्त इश्क़ क्या हुआ..
. 'बीड़ी' पे आ गए.

Danger Jock

Bhayaank mazak...
.
.
Ek baar ek husband aur wife garden me haath pakad ke ghoom rahe the...
.
.
Ussi time ek sharaarti baccha waha se gujara
aur bola,
"Uncal, kal waali zyada mast thi..."
.
.
*Husband chaar din se khaali pet garden me uss bacche ko dhund raha hai...*

Danger Jock

Bhayaank mazak...
.
.
Ek baar ek husband aur wife garden me haath pakad ke ghoom rahe the...
.
.
Ussi time ek sharaarti baccha waha se gujara
aur bola,
"Uncal, kal waali zyada mast thi..."
.
.
*Husband chaar din se khaali pet garden me uss bacche ko dhund raha hai...*