IIN Doctor

Please read this carefully. 
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Warning by doctors!!! 😁
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Do not drink water after eating fish
because, drinking water may cause
the fish to swim...
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and then you will
feel gulugulu gulugulu in your stomach. 😜 😝
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By–Doctors from IIN.

IIN Doctor

Please read this carefully. 
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Warning by doctors!!! 😁
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Do not drink water after eating fish
because, drinking water may cause
the fish to swim...
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and then you will
feel gulugulu gulugulu in your stomach. 😜 😝
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By–Doctors from IIN.

motor car

Papa laaye motor car..
Papa laaye motor car..
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Uske niche pahiye chaar..
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Chaabi se wo chalti hai..
Po po po po karti hai..
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Aage jaaye piche aaye..
Daaye baaye wo mud jaaye..
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Moral: kuch bhi daal do log padhte zarur hai woh bhi poori tone main

motor car

Papa laaye motor car..
Papa laaye motor car..
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Uske niche pahiye chaar..
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Chaabi se wo chalti hai..
Po po po po karti hai..
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Aage jaaye piche aaye..
Daaye baaye wo mud jaaye..
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Moral: kuch bhi daal do log padhte zarur hai woh bhi poori tone main

Tortoise and rabbit wrote an entrance exam.

Tortoise and rabbit wrote an entrance exam...
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Tortoise got 80 percent marks, and Rabbit got 81 percent marks.. 
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Both went for admission in an engineering college
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Cut-off needed was 85 percent marks...
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Rabbit didn't get admission
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But
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Tortoise got admission .
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How??
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U remember when we were in 1st standard
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Tortoise won the race...
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Sports quota 5 percent extra
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Tortoise rocxx
Rabit shocxx

Tortoise and rabbit wrote an entrance exam.

Tortoise and rabbit wrote an entrance exam...
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Tortoise got 80 percent marks, and Rabbit got 81 percent marks.. 
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Both went for admission in an engineering college
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Cut-off needed was 85 percent marks...
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Rabbit didn't get admission
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But
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Tortoise got admission .
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How??
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U remember when we were in 1st standard
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Tortoise won the race...
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Sports quota 5 percent extra
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Tortoise rocxx
Rabit shocxx

What is tension ??

What is tension ??.
A beautiful girl asks lift from you... on the way she suddenly
falls sick.. 
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you take her to hospital... .
Doctor says :"congratulations, you're gonna
become a daddy ''.
now you are in tension.
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you say,
"No, am not the father"
But the girl insists that you are the father..
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Now you're in high tension..
Police comes and conducts medical tests...
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After the test, it is proved that you are not the
father and moreover you can never become a
father....
that's another tension. 😣
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But stil you thank God and walk out.. 😊
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And suddenly you remember you've two kids at home, and
think, if you cannot become a father then whose kids are
they ??
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Now this is the REAL TENSION...

What is tension ??

What is tension ??.
A beautiful girl asks lift from you... on the way she suddenly
falls sick.. 
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you take her to hospital... .
Doctor says :"congratulations, you're gonna
become a daddy ''.
now you are in tension.
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you say,
"No, am not the father"
But the girl insists that you are the father..
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Now you're in high tension..
Police comes and conducts medical tests...
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After the test, it is proved that you are not the
father and moreover you can never become a
father....
that's another tension. 😣
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But stil you thank God and walk out.. 😊
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And suddenly you remember you've two kids at home, and
think, if you cannot become a father then whose kids are
they ??
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Now this is the REAL TENSION...

who is she ....

Husband wife watching an a Cricket match together:
"After 5 minutes:"

Wife:" Is this Bret Lee ??

Husband:" No, this is Samuels, Bret Lee is a bowler..

Wife:" Okay, oh look, another wicket..

Husband:" No, this is just a replay of the last one..

Wife:" Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one..

Husband:" It's england V/s west Indies

Wife:" How many runs they need to win now ??

Husband:" 19 runs in 6 balls..

Wife:" Ehnn! That's easy, just 3 runs in 1 ball..

*Husband Turns off the TV*
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Wife:" Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"
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Husband:" Who is she ??
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Wife:" don't disturb me.

who is she ....

Husband wife watching an a Cricket match together:
"After 5 minutes:"

Wife:" Is this Bret Lee ??

Husband:" No, this is Samuels, Bret Lee is a bowler..

Wife:" Okay, oh look, another wicket..

Husband:" No, this is just a replay of the last one..

Wife:" Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one..

Husband:" It's england V/s west Indies

Wife:" How many runs they need to win now ??

Husband:" 19 runs in 6 balls..

Wife:" Ehnn! That's easy, just 3 runs in 1 ball..

*Husband Turns off the TV*
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Wife:" Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"
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Husband:" Who is she ??
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Wife:" don't disturb me.

Advantage Of Not having LOVER

Advantage Of Not having LOVER.. smile emoticon
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1) Can Save Time n Money.. 
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2) No Missed Call At Mid night..
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3)No Worries about How I Look…
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4. No Need to Activate Cheaper Call Rate Scheme..
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5. No Need to Recharge Twice A Day..
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6) Can Talk to All Boys'n Girls..
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7). The Most Important, U never keep Devdas post on FB..
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8) Can Sleep Well..
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Proud To Be Single 

Advantage Of Not having LOVER

Advantage Of Not having LOVER.. smile emoticon
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1) Can Save Time n Money.. 
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2) No Missed Call At Mid night..
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3)No Worries about How I Look…
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4. No Need to Activate Cheaper Call Rate Scheme..
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5. No Need to Recharge Twice A Day..
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6) Can Talk to All Boys'n Girls..
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7). The Most Important, U never keep Devdas post on FB..
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8) Can Sleep Well..
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Proud To Be Single 

Cheating

Cheating Cheating Cheating .. 
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If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new
hair style..!! 
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If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new
law..!!
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If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention..!!
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If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new
fashion..!!
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If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its a new
theory..!!
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and
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If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its a "MISTAKE" 

Cheating

Cheating Cheating Cheating .. 
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If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new
hair style..!! 
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If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new
law..!!
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If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention..!!
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If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new
fashion..!!
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If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its a new
theory..!!
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and
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If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its a "MISTAKE" 

Greate Scientiest Aliaa Bhatt..

Teacher: Kisi Ek Scientist Ka Naam Batao?
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Student: Aliaa Bhatt..
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Teacher: Get out of the class.
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Another Student: Sir ye totla hai, Aryabhatt bol raha tha...

Greate Scientiest Aliaa Bhatt..

Teacher: Kisi Ek Scientist Ka Naam Batao?
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Student: Aliaa Bhatt..
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Teacher: Get out of the class.
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Another Student: Sir ye totla hai, Aryabhatt bol raha tha...