How To Kill Mosqutos

How to Kill a mosquito:
Catch it alive,
Tie its legs
then make gud gudi in its stomach
and when it laughs
,Catch its mouth
& pour a spoon of Poison 

How To Kill Mosqutos

How to Kill a mosquito:
Catch it alive,
Tie its legs
then make gud gudi in its stomach
and when it laughs
,Catch its mouth
& pour a spoon of Poison 

Laughter is d Best medicine,

Laughter is d Best medicine,
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But if u r laughing without any reason, U need Medicine..

Newtons Lows

NEWTON’S LAWs:
A Cow Was Walking, Newton Stopped It..He Stopped,,
He Found His 1st Law..
“An Object Continues To Move Unless It Stops”
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He Gave A Force By Kicking The Cow
It Gave A Sound
He Formulated The 2nd Law..
“Force,F=MA”
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After Sometimes Cow Gave A Kick To Newton,,
Then He Formulated 3rd Law..
“Every Action Has An Equal And Opposite Reaction”

Newtons Lows

NEWTON’S LAWs:
A Cow Was Walking, Newton Stopped It..He Stopped,,
He Found His 1st Law..
“An Object Continues To Move Unless It Stops”
.
.
He Gave A Force By Kicking The Cow
It Gave A Sound
He Formulated The 2nd Law..
“Force,F=MA”
.
.
After Sometimes Cow Gave A Kick To Newton,,
Then He Formulated 3rd Law..
“Every Action Has An Equal And Opposite Reaction”

Laughter is d Best medicine,

Laughter is d Best medicine,
.
.
.
.
But if u r laughing without any reason, U need Medicine..

Why Avoid Husband

Why husbands avoid answers..!!?



WIFE: Will u marry again if i died?



HUSBAND: noway!



W: Why not, Don-t u like being married?



H: Of course I do!!



W: Then y wouldn-t u remarry?



H: Okay, I-d get married again!



W: U would?



H: .?



W: Would u live in our house?



H: Sure, it-s a great house!



W: Would u sleep with her in our bed?



H: Where else would we sleep?



W: Would u let her dr

Why Avoid Husband

Why husbands avoid answers..!!?



WIFE: Will u marry again if i died?



HUSBAND: noway!



W: Why not, Don-t u like being married?



H: Of course I do!!



W: Then y wouldn-t u remarry?



H: Okay, I-d get married again!



W: U would?



H: .?



W: Would u live in our house?



H: Sure, it-s a great house!



W: Would u sleep with her in our bed?



H: Where else would we sleep?



W: Would u let her dr

Modern Father

Dad’s writes on son’s facebook wall:

Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.

Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.

Modern Father

Dad’s writes on son’s facebook wall:

Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.

Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.

similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune

What’s the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune?
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…
In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.

similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune

What’s the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune?
.
..
…
In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.

Gangster Son

Q: What did the gangster’s son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”

Gangster Son

Q: What did the gangster’s son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”

Deal With Wife

Man to a Friend:I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn-t speak to me for a month



Friend:Why?Thats very Foolish of Her



Man:Well that was THE DEAL.

Deal With Wife

Man to a Friend:I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn-t speak to me for a month



Friend:Why?Thats very Foolish of Her



Man:Well that was THE DEAL.

A Man Want Type oF Wife

Men want 3qualities in wifes:

1)Economist in kitchen

2)Artist in home &

3)Devil in love..



But they get:

1)Artist in kitchen

2)Devil in home

3)Economist in Love

A Man Want Type oF Wife

Men want 3qualities in wifes:

1)Economist in kitchen

2)Artist in home &

3)Devil in love..



But they get:

1)Artist in kitchen

2)Devil in home

3)Economist in Love

How Good Play Guitar

boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
boy: am i so good??? :D :O

girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/

Punishment For Didon't Do

Punishment For Didon't Do

How Good Play Guitar

boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
boy: am i so good??? :D :O

girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/

Today's Student

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird's name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

Today's Student

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird's name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

careful driver.

Santa: My wife is a very careful driver.
Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: She always slows down when passing a red light!

careful driver.

Santa: My wife is a very careful driver.
Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: She always slows down when passing a red light!

Mobile Swape

If every child starts swapping their mummy papa mobile phones. Soon we will become the country with the highest divorce rate! :P

Mobile Swape

If every child starts swapping their mummy papa mobile phones. Soon we will become the country with the highest divorce rate! :P

Safe Money

BV:

Mujhe samajh nhi aata me paisy kahan chupaun? Jahan chupati hun hamara beta chura leta hy



Shohar:

Uski Books me chupa do, hath b nhi lagaega.

Safe Money

BV:

Mujhe samajh nhi aata me paisy kahan chupaun? Jahan chupati hun hamara beta chura leta hy



Shohar:

Uski Books me chupa do, hath b nhi lagaega.

columbus

If Columbus had been married he would have never discovered America cuz - 

1-Where are u going ? 

2-With whom ? 

3-To discover what ? 

4-Can I come ? 

5-When are you coming back ? 

6-Can-t you work from home?, 

7-Can you take mom-in-law with u as well?

8-What will you bring for me?

9-Do call me when u reach there? 

10-wapsi pay timatar aur dahi laitey aana 

columbus

If Columbus had been married he would have never discovered America cuz - 

1-Where are u going ? 

2-With whom ? 

3-To discover what ? 

4-Can I come ? 

5-When are you coming back ? 

6-Can-t you work from home?, 

7-Can you take mom-in-law with u as well?

8-What will you bring for me?

9-Do call me when u reach there? 

10-wapsi pay timatar aur dahi laitey aana 

Mans-Day

Lets celebrate men-s day

~BECHARA~MARD~



Agr Orat pr hath uthaye to zalim or pit jaye to buzdil,



Orat k agy chaly to Firon peche chale to Zan Mureed,



Orat ko kisi k sath dekh k laray to jealous or chup rahe to beghairat,



Ghar se bahar rahe to Awara or ghar me rahe to nakara,



Bachon ko dante to jaabir na dante to la parwah,



Orat ko service se rokay to Shaki mizaj na rokay to Orat ki kamai khane wala.



Akhir

Ye ßechara

Mans-Day

Lets celebrate men-s day

~BECHARA~MARD~



Agr Orat pr hath uthaye to zalim or pit jaye to buzdil,



Orat k agy chaly to Firon peche chale to Zan Mureed,



Orat ko kisi k sath dekh k laray to jealous or chup rahe to beghairat,



Ghar se bahar rahe to Awara or ghar me rahe to nakara,



Bachon ko dante to jaabir na dante to la parwah,



Orat ko service se rokay to Shaki mizaj na rokay to Orat ki kamai khane wala.



Akhir

Ye ßechara

Poety And Lacture

Difference between 

POETRY & LECTURE





Any word said by girlfriend is "Poetry" 



&



anything said by wife is "Lecture"

Lipistick

Biwi Husband Se, Yeh Apki Shirt Par Lipstick Ka Nishan Kaha Se Aaya?



Husband: Men Khud Pareshan Hoon Mene To Us Waqt Shirt Utari Hui Thi

Lipistick

Biwi Husband Se, Yeh Apki Shirt Par Lipstick Ka Nishan Kaha Se Aaya?



Husband: Men Khud Pareshan Hoon Mene To Us Waqt Shirt Utari Hui Thi

Poety And Lacture

Difference between 

POETRY & LECTURE





Any word said by girlfriend is "Poetry" 



&



anything said by wife is "Lecture"

Moka Moka

Bv doctor se,mere shohar ko sotey mein bolne ki bimaari hai mein unhain kya doon,?

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Doctr,-Aap unhe jagty mein bolne ka moqa dein